- Perdoneu, Però Algú Ho Havia De Dir. Pt 1

"BlackBerries are antisocial. Excuse me, but someone had to state that"

"If someone wants to reply, my BB-Pin is: 874R792L"

This is a joke that's very common these days in Catalunya. State a fact and add "sorry, but someone had to say that". It all began with this politician we can see in the picture. His name is Joan Tardà, and it's been made popular by TV3, on a tv show called "Polònia" in which they explain day after day politics through gags.

- Star Wars 3

"Mas, agree with the dark side of the politics you must."

"Yes, master."

The catalan expresident we had a long, long time ago kind of looks like Master Yoda, and he "supervises" the current government, as it's the same political party. You can see here he's "suggesting" Mas (our current president) what's the best thing he can do.

You can check here the similarities: http://img296.imageshack.us/i/parecidosrazonablesod8.jpg/

- El Boli: Un Gran Amic Multiusos!

Se us acut alguna altra manera d'aprofitar un bolígraf?

Can you think of any other way to use a pen?

- Uni Stuff. The Door

"It's said that "this" door only opens up once every 1,000 years"

*sound of the door opening"

*WHAM!*

"woops..."

Aquella sensació de quan t'abandonen al mig d'una d'aquelles classes taaaan avorrides.

The feeling of being abandoned in one of these sooo boring lectures.

- Uni Stuff. Getting Bored

Quantes maneres hi ha per perdre el temps en les classes avorrides?

How many ways of wasting time can you think of for these boring lectures?

- Uni Stuff. Doubts

Això és un homenatge a aquells professors que porten anys a la facultat i encara no s'han modernitzat.

"Are you coming to the bar?"

"Nope, I have a meeting with the teacher"

"Oh, Ok"

"Oooh, the guy with the doubts, come in, come in, take a sit"

This is a tribute for all those teachers that have been in the faculty for a very long time and still live in the stone age.

- Uni Stuff. Sneeze

Que visquin els esternuts que arriben a tercera fila!

"AAAAAAAAA..."

"Oh my God, take cover!"

"...CHOOOO!"

*Sorry*

Pretty self explanatory.

- Cut The Rope Pt.1

Morale: do not feed the animals with strange candy.

If you've never played Cut The Rope before, make sure you check out any of youtube's videos to get the joke ;)

Moralina: no doneu caramels estranys als animals.

Si no has jugat mai al "Cut The Rope", mira't algun vídeo de youtube per entendre la broma ;)

- La Trompa del Casament

"There's always someone who gets really wasted at weddings"

"It's funny until you find out its your mum..."

"Isn't that your mum over there?

"Noes!"

"Jeez, she's off her tits!"

- Star Wars 2

"Els plànols de l'Estrella de la Mort no estan dins l'ordinador principal"

"En Darth Vader em recorda a algú..."

"Hmm..."

"Més galetes, nois?"

- Angry Birds Pt.2

"Ens han tornat a robar els ous!"

"BOOOOM!" (la traducció és força redundant)

"Els ous estan sans i estalvis"

"Com?"

"Què has fet?

"Oh, res, només he fet un petit canvi"

Per als que no heu jugat mai a l'Angry Birds, un dels ocells pon un ou que explota.

For those who have never played Angry Birds, there's one of the birds is able to lay an egg that explodes

- Angry Birds Pt.1

"Si, si! M'has sentit bé. Ets gras!"
"Estàs més mort!"

"Mmmmmmerdaaaaa"

"I tens una punteria patètica!"

Aquesta és la sensació que tinc quan fallo un tir al joc flash que es diu "Angry Birds"

Pretty self-explanatory. That's the feeling I get when I miss any shot in this flash game called "Angry Birds"

- Bulls 1

Could he be the new "Air"?

Podria ser el nou "Air"?

(en referència a Air Jordan)

- Uni Stuff. El/La Catedràtic/a

Realment... perquè pregunten. El rol professor-alumne em sembla que està massa limitat, a vegades.

- Barcelona X-Treme. Pt.1

Diuen que Barcelona està perfectament habilitada amb espais per a les bicicletes... O això diuen.

They say Barcelona has perfectly enabled bike lanes... Or so they say.